Epic Famous – Internet Superstars

Is this an update on the latest where-a-bouts of Epic Beard Man? Apparently he’s been out saving lives in Pakistan where they’ve been hit by flooding of epic proportions.

The real story behind this picture:

An army personnel evacuating residents, carries a flood victim to a helicopter in Sanawa, a town located in the Muzaffar Ghar district of Pakistan’s Punjab province August 5, 2010.

Douche Canoe
\?düsh k?-?nü\
-noun

Someone who exceeds the limits of being a normal douche or douche bag. [via]

Personally I prefer the definition provided by Twitter user @ItsMeMaven to describe the term but regardless of which one you personally lean towards there is no denying the epic doucheitude of a douchecanoe.

A tribute song dedicated to ‘Epic Beard Man’ Thomas Bruso.